chaotic lesbean

thotsfortherapy:

it’s not “am I good enough to do it?”, it’s “do I like it enough to be bad at it?”

cly321r:

funnytwittertweets:

pangur-and-grim:

cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs

gutsygills:

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

fruitdaze:

it is so funny to me that palamedes and camilla are set up as The Reasonable People in gtn and continue to be viewed though that lens by many other characters throughout the books but every single book just strengthens the hypothesis that they are actually kind of insane. like. they are absolutely unhinged. palamedes made himself a river bubble despite all existing evidence saying it was impossible to do and camilla scraped 96 tiny skull fragments off the floor and glued them together and they shared a physical form for six months and at the end of things they chose mutual destruction rather than confront the possibility of one person continuing to exist without the other. all of these things are backed up with theorems and mathematics but it does not change the fact that they’re not quite the actions of Normal People

lakevida:

[so caffeinated my ears are ringing at harmonic frequencies known only to insects and elevator ghosts] i think i hauve premonitions

greelin:

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

angelicguy:

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on “banished” in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

enolezdrata: