nohohankerotomania-deactivated2 1 week ago

nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:

texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep

texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game

texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn

posted 1 week ago on 12th August with 29,031 notes
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